im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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