going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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