I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
When are your genitals available?
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