He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
wow bdsm is so cute
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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