she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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