Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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