it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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