Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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