where am i from again
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
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