in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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