We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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