at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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