Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I am naked and annoyed.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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