please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
So much rum. So many feels.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
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