she sounds like chewbacca in bed
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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