guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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