Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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