she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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