so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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