so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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