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She said her name was "party"
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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