This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
My vagina is very pro this idea
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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