it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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