Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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