Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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