she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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