Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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