id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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