Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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