in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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