very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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