You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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