The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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