His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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