My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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