hdsncx Gizmo asnqw toilet blanasdi
ok, stay where you are, be there soon
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Randomize