I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Randomize
