I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
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