i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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