Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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