would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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