I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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