Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
