he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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