I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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