idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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