Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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