I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Watching her eat just hurts me
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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