You're so nebulous sometimes
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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