Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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