oh god the rape fog is back!
someone get that fucking seahorse.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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