Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
