Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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