our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
