I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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