yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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