it wasn't lemon gatorade
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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