i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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