think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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